Speaking of cow poo, when I was at the local college interviewing for a job (that I was not chosen for), I met a history teacher who is a massive fan of the US of A, and who has a rather impressive collection of memorabilia. Including some "genuine cow patties from Texas." I don't want to know how he got those through customs. Or why. But actually I do want to know why, because there is cow crap everywhere around here. Hence the first paragraph of this post.
I live in the country ya'll.